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What if Congress had banned the use of the internet because of the threat of people doing bad things with it? Because of a moral objection to porn? THe Information Age probably never would have happened, or if it had, then a different country altogether would have benefitted from it and, not having a similar ban on the internet, would have seen its economy grow.

Well, Congress had already done it once, and a Democratic President supported it. Human genetics, and genetics in general, are going to be the next Big Thing, and as long as the US sacrifices its potentiality on the Altar of Stupidity, beholden to outdated and obsolete religions, we’re never going to grow beyond the intentions of our Puritan ancestors.

Thankfully, we have avoided a potential worldwide dark age, since the UN got its head out of its ass.

The Christian Conservative assimilation of our society has officially begun.

Watch as our rights are questioned, eroded and destroyed. It ain’t gonna be pretty.

The capacity for peoples’ stupidity is, apparently, limitless.

Someone please tell me why crap like this is somehow better or less frightening than islamist radicals?

I was wondering the same thing, Britain.

Ugh.

What with Bush winning, and with 11 states banning gay marriage, this country is headed right for the big, black pit of a second Dark Age. Religious fundamentalism is creeping back into our lives, one referendum at a time.

Won’t someone please help us?

Well, I’ve gone and voted for John Kerry, the candidate who scares me least.

No problems to speak of; voting went smoothly.

I seem to remember somewhere (probably WV, my home state) that campaign materials were disallowed within a certain range of the polling place. Sewickley, PA is obviously not one such place, as there were a multitude of signs for every conceivable candidate, and a well-dressed battery of pushers whose sole drug is their candidate of choice.

Just today, we received a call from Lynn Swan (the former Steeler and current Sewickley resident), urging us to vote for Bush, one of many calls we have received over the last few days, all of them urging us in one way or another to vote Republican. IIn a household with three registered GOPers, two of which being the owners of the house and the names of whom all of the bills are in, this seems to me akin to a preacher calling his choir to remind them to show up for church on Sunday.

Ah, well. At least the Redskins lost on Sunday.