I wish I could just give you a link to my email address. I really do. Because then you could use the email delivery mechanism of your choice in order to complain about something I wrote.

But there are bad guys with spiders that like to crawl across the internet and steal web email addresses from websites like mine. And then these spiders deliver unto their masters a payload of email addresses to which these masters can send their offers for penis pumps and stuff.

If I post my email address then I get a bunch of offers for penis pumps and erectile disfunction pills, and those don’t help my already fragile ego.

To simplify: if I post my email address, I’ll start to think that I have a small, limp penis.

Neither of us want that. Use the form instead.