James Hazlett Foreman

A Field Guide to House Cats

Some people are also animals. Some people are just regular people. I would say that, in fact, most people are regular people. A person is smart, knows what they need, what they want, and what they need to do. But some of us are also animals, and it’s easier to understand us with the additional […]

Does The Ground Feel Shaky or is it Me?

I mean it’s like everything feels rickety and unstable all of a sudden. This has taken me so long to write, and I don’t know why. I think partially it’s because I’m still processing everything that’s happening. I think there’s a lot of processing happening in the minds of a lot of people lately. Just […]

The Human Body: A User’s Guide

This blog post talks a lot about a newsletter, which it is taken from. You can subscribe to it because, as of writing this, I’m still doing it.  Part 1: A Thought Experiment Programming note: you might have noticed that this newsletter is now coming to you from a different place. Worry not! It is […]

What it’s like to have a brain tumor

HERE HE GOES AGAIN, writing about his brain tumor. Yeah, deal with it. When I really get into it, I really get into it. Telling the story, I mean. It’s a worst case scenario. It’s the last thing you want your doctor to say to you. I have not written extensively about my experience, because […]

Boltcutters, Love, Relationships, Me

Author’s note: what you are about to read is heavily redacted from the version originally written. Sober but drunk on the exposure to a creative genius, I unspooled like a ball of yarn and wrote everything down. I have those thoughts, still, and it accounts for at least double what follows, but removed and put […]

Facts

What this newsletter will not include is a discussion of Black Lives Matter or the protests currently happening across the world. I spent the week shutting up and listening, and increasing my understanding. I absolutely believe that Black Lives Matter, and all that statement implies. It is not my place to talk about the Black […]

The Loneliest Man in the World

No, it’s not me! Don’t be so dramatic. Who is the loneliest person? I can identify two answers to this question. It’s been asked in songs and poems, and there is a lovely, whimsical kind of children’s book quality to the earnest hyperbole of the statement. Kids are never hungry, they’re starving. Their room at […]

Don’t Trust Your Hunches: Three Ways to Succeed as a Writer

The title is meant to make you want to read this, but I don’t get into the three ways to succeed as a writer until further down the page, so scroll away if you want to skip the other parts. I don’t blame you. Frankly, I’m just happy you’re here. If I told you how […]

"To Write" is a transitive verb

Almost exactly a year ago, my job ended. It was a good job. I discovered a great deal about myself during my years there. I learned about my field and how to be a good contributor to a team that does what I do. I just finished my first week in a new job. The […]

Introvert Olympics

I have more to say about introverts and extroverts, below, but I wanted to start this newsletter on a high note rather than a skeptical one. Here’s the high note: I’m still here! Here’s an actual image of me trying to write this. My new apartment is a basement and it’s always chilly, even when […]